Thursday, September 17, 2009

Porn star tweet of the day


Cum Spoiled Sluts? Anal Academics? Don't get me wrong, I'm just as big a fan of porn as the next guy with a hand, strong wrists, and 15 minutes to kill, but what the hell happened to clever names for porn?

Everyone knows that porn was built on 3 major tenets that have held it up through the course of time.
1. Hot chicks
2. Degrading cum shots
3. Awesome movie titles

Its like Jenga. You remove one vital piece and the whole system is going to crumble to the ground. You retards want reasons for global warming and the economic crisis and your wireless internet not working when you're taking a shit? It starts with this obvious fall of the porn biz. Its not all tuna dances and deep throating and sugar and spice and everything nice. What ever happened to giving 110%? Read through this list and I guarantee you think ooohh thats a good one at least 3 times. They just don't make em like they used to.

-Lord of the Cockrings
-American Creampie
-Enema of the State
-White Men Can't Hump
-Full Metal Jackoff
-Charlie's Anals
-My Big Fat Greek Titties
-The Slutty Professor
-Forrest Hump
-Nightmare on Cum Street
-Whoreassic Park
-Pulp Friction
-Ghost Fuckers
-Batman and Throbbin'

They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but you can damn sure judge a porn by its title. And that's all I have to say about that.

VERDICT:
anal academics has to have a great plot, right?

P.S. After reading this over, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

2 comments:

Alyss Heart October 16, 2009 at 4:22 PM  
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Alyss Heart October 16, 2009 at 4:23 PM  

You guys have to check out http://pornstartweet.com! They have a list of like 500 Porn Stars on Twitter!!

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