Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Revenge served cold, or at least room temperature

L.A. WOMEN OPEN REVENGE-FOR-HIRE BUSINESS

Apparently Adrienne Ferguson and Michelle Duke have seen Dirty Work a few too many times, because they are starting a revenge-for-hire company. Yeah, that might work.

Fees range from $35 to $250, depending how much revenge you'd like to serve. The business and its operatives then plaster scathing fliers all over a victim's neighborhood. Public humiliation accomplished.
Dropping scathing fliers around the neighborhood? That's your fucking revenge? I think I speak for just about everyone when I say your shit is weak Adrienne Ferguson and Michelle Duke. A scathing flier is barely a step up from writing an angry letter to the cable company or something. You want to make a dent in the revenge industry, you need to throw some dead hookers in the trunk and fuck shit up. But I guess this kind of garbage is to be expected when a couple of women decide to crawl out of the kitchen and try to embrace the entrepreneur within.

Listen, some women are pretty cool. Some have awesome tits. Some are even cool AND have awesome tits. But overall women kind of suck. They cry a lot and menstruate all over the place and watch Jon & Kate Plus 8 and suck at driving.

With that said, I'm all for women shattering their glass ceilings and breast feeding in public and whatnot, but this busines venture is doomed to fail unless these chicks substantially pick up their game. Scathing fliers are NOT going to get it done.

VERDICT:
the best quote from the article: "historically, a business like this has led to litigation." good luck retards

1 comments:

Anonymous,  October 24, 2009 at 3:03 AM  

I HEARD THESE WOMEN WERE BEING RECRUITED BY HOLLYWOOD TO MAKE THEIR BUSINESS A T.V. SHOW. SO WHO IS THE RETARDED ONE? YOU WILL BE ON THE INTERNET WRITING BLOGS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AND THEY WILL BE ON A NATIONWIDE SYNDICATED NETWORK. HMMMMM, SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT....DO YOU EVEN GET PAID FOR THIS CRAP YOU CALL A WEBSITE??? LMAO

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