Craigslist ad of the day

And this is Exhibit A why women could take over the fucking universe if their tiny brains were capable of hatching such a complex scheme. Because pussy is the most powerful substance ever known to mankind. Its like kryptonite combined with heroin mixed with whatever it is they use to fly rocket ships into space. This slut even says she's not that hot, but I bet not only did she get her table assembled about 10 seconds after posting this, she probably got a new TV, some jewelery, plus the entire VRETA living room series for her troubles.

VERDICT:
retarded fact: dildo + iced tea + stylish furniture at affordable prices = a good time. always