Mom of the year? Or creepiest woman alive?
- (FYI, Otto is on the left.)
Wowzas. Where do I start with this one? Here are some highlights from the article, with a few thoughts.
- I would have no problem paying for Otto to go to Amsterdam to visit a brothel if that's what he wanted.
Niiiice.
- He says his ideal woman is television and radio presenter Fearne Cotton.
I don't know what the hell Fearne is from, but touche, Otto. Aim for the stars and you'll hit the moon.
- Recalling previous encounters, he added: 'There was Jackie - she was a sexy bird, she was gorgeous. She gave me four kisses. Then there was Sarah. We had a crazy snog together. It was a few months ago. I'm still waiting for her to call me back."
4 kisses AND a snog? Giggity.
- Miss Baxter would be 'delighted' if Otto brought a woman back to their house for sex.
Again, no comment. This is getting weird.
VERDICT:
is it a no-questions-asked trip to hell if i call this story retarded?
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