Monday, March 23, 2009

Dolla dolla bill ya'll

DOG EATS $400, BUT WOMAN RECOVERS SOME OF IT

dog-shit

Kelley Davis, a woman in North Carolina, had an extra $400 laying around that she was going to deposit, when she realized it was missing. This Junior Detective realized her dog ate it when she took the dog for a walk and he shitted out parts of 3 $100 bills, and 5 $20 bills. The article says, "She washed them with a garden hose and hopes to find enough pieces to exchange them for cash."

Who the hell is going to give this woman clean, new cash for ripped up, digested, poop-covered cash? I am very anxious to know. I know a lot of banks are in the shitter, but they have to draw the line somewhere. (Ba-dum-CH!!)

In other news, Kelley Davis beat the shit out of her dog the other day.

VERDICT:
is 400 bucks really worth digging through dog shit for? (checks bank account and wallet.) on second thought, maybe it is. touche kelley davis

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