Who's ready for thanksgiving?

Thanksgiving is a great holiday. Get stoned in front of your family. Watch football. Stuff your fucking face. Drink a shitload of wine. Go to sleep. See ya next year.

But you can bet your bottom dollar I'm going to think of these crazy fucking turkeys this Thanksgiving. Are they trying to get revenge on Native Americans for introducing Thanksgiving to us? Because someone who speaks Turkey should tell them they've got the wrong kind of Indians.

VERDICT:
seriously, what the fuck is going on here? these things are absolutely terrifying