Ouch

SAVAGE ATTACK LEAVES MAN WITH HALF A HEAD

I think someone is being a bit of a baby here. The dude has AT LEAST 3/4 of his head left, if not more.

Steve Gator got jumped and from the looks of things those guys were not messing around. Unfortunately for him, the "Crown Prosecution Service" has dropped the case to find the attackers since they don't have enough evidence. In other news, the Crown Prosection Service was just named the shittiest police force ever assembled.

Gator's mom was none too happy, saying, "Our boy is walking around with half a head - what more evidence do they need? I can't believe it."

And that, for some reason, reminds me of this:



VERDICT:
is it just me or does his head kind of look like an old beehive haircut from the 50's?