Retard of the day

EGYPTIAN REPORTEDLY SEVERS PENIS FOR LOVE

(I can only assume Megan Fox is better than a picture of a guy with his dick cut off. Much better.)

CAIRO (AP) — A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower-class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, a police official said.

This is the ultimate catch-22. Sure you may think you're spiting your family by cutting your dick off, but in the long run you're really just fucking yourself. But since you no longer have a dick, its impossible to fuck yourself. Condundrum!!

VERDICT:
whether you're married or not, you're gonna need that dick, buddy. have fun sitting to piss the rest of your life