Party of the day

OOMPA-LOOMPA, SPIDERMAN AND THE TELETUBBY TINKY-WINKY HELD AFTER BRAWL

Some hotel resort in jolly old England was having a "Welcome Family Holiday Party" when people got drunk, shit went down, and a bunch of people in costumes started brawling. If this doesn't sound like a kickass party to you, well, you probably just don't know how to party and are lame as fuck.

Someone who was working at the party said, "It was rather comical in some ways because of the fancy dress costumes people were wearing."

Rather comical in some ways? This would be fucking AWESOME!! Think back to a time you were at a party and completely shitfaced. At the height of the party, when you were at your pinnacle of shitfacedness, between pulling the trigger, ripping another shot, and housing some Bagel Bites, wouldn't a fight between Spiderman, an Oompa-Loompa, and a Teletubby have been the most amazing thing you could've asked for?? I rest my case.

VERDICT:
don't underestimate the oompa-loompas....they look fucking crazy