Showing posts with label fight club. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fight club. Show all posts

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Party of the day

OOMPA-LOOMPA, SPIDERMAN AND THE TELETUBBY TINKY-WINKY HELD AFTER BRAWL

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Some hotel resort in jolly old England was having a "Welcome Family Holiday Party" when people got drunk, shit went down, and a bunch of people in costumes started brawling. If this doesn't sound like a kickass party to you, well, you probably just don't know how to party and are lame as fuck.

Someone who was working at the party said, "It was rather comical in some ways because of the fancy dress costumes people were wearing."

Rather comical in some ways? This would be fucking AWESOME!! Think back to a time you were at a party and completely shitfaced. At the height of the party, when you were at your pinnacle of shitfacedness, between pulling the trigger, ripping another shot, and housing some Bagel Bites, wouldn't a fight between Spiderman, an Oompa-Loompa, and a Teletubby have been the most amazing thing you could've asked for?? I rest my case.

VERDICT:
don't underestimate the oompa-loompas....they look fucking crazy

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

See you in hell

FIGHT CLUB PROBED AT HOME FOR DISABLED

I was going to photoshop a retarded person's face onto a picture from FIght Club, but then my conscience kicked in. Fucking conscience.

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - Seven employees of a state-run home for the mentally disabled in Texas have been suspended for staging fights between residents who were forced to shove, punch and strike each other, authorities said Tuesday.

Bottom line, making retards fight is a 1-way ticket straight to hell. I used to work at a day camp, and we made 7-year old kids fight in the dirt for ice pops and extra swim time. I'm pretty sure this story is worse.

VERDICT:
i hope someone recorded the fights and puts it on youtube

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