BREAKING NEWS!!!
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER IS A FEMALE
Edinburgh University professors Gerald Lincoln and David Baird say Rudolph cannot be a male because female reindeer still have antlers at Christmas. Males shed theirs before mid-December.Looking handsome? Give me a fucking break professor. Shit like this is why Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize before doing jackshit. Because instead of curing cancer or saving the environment or inventing X-Ray vision or something, scientists like Gerald Lincoln and David Baird are researching the gender of imaginary fucking animals that fly around the whole world in under 24 hours. The. World. Is. Retarded.
Prof Lincoln said: "Rudolph classically is this red-nosed reindeer who is around at Christmas. We picture him in the snow with his antlers, but if you know anything about nature you discover that things are not quite so straightforward.
Male reindeer actually cast their antlers before Christmas, so they don't have any antlers at Christmastime.
...So you can't picture Rudolph as a big red-nosed macho male because he has cast his antlers already and can't arrive on your doorstep with his antlers on, looking handsome."
VERDICT:
any bets that the professors are still virgins?
1 comments:
no shit right were surrounded by tards an its gettin worse cause they keep fukin breeding. poor people makin more poor people noone has enough money to live but this scientist gets paid to think about fuckin rudolph. instead of giving rediculous sums of money to useless sacks like rihanna and little wayne, the money needs to be given to real scientists to invent cures for diseases... wait how much does it cost to save a life anyway?
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