Worst. BJ. Ever.

WOMEN BITES LOVER'S PENIS OFF IN CAR CRASH

Guy is getting a beej in the car from his secretary. Guy's car gets hit by van. Guy gets his dick bitten off. Yada yada yada. Imagine the thought process in this guy's head when this happened. He went from feeling like the king of the world to feeling like his dick got bitten off.....because it did.

Keep in mind this happened in Singapore, where they beat the shit out of you for throwing gum on the sidewalk. I can only imagine the punishment for biting off someone's dick.

To add insult to injury, a private detective hired by the woman's husband apparently saw the whole thing. You could say she was caught red-handed. Literally. Because there was blood everywhere, and she probably had blood on her hands. It's a shame because this is probably the last dick she'll ever put anywhere near her mouth.

VERDICT:
retarded. i guess you could say she bit off more than she could chew. heyyy ohhh!!!!