You're welcome

If I told you I had a video of Megan Fox waking up, drinking a Miller Lite in a bathing suit, grilling some chicken out by the pool, and then licking her lips in a mirror wearing a tight black dress, is that something you might be interested in? And if not, what the fuck is wrong with you??

VERDICT:
this is not retarded at all. if she was any hotter my computer would burst into flames