Lil' retard of the day

Think what you will, but little kids freaking out like a bunch of retards is always hilarious in my book. A few years ago I worked at a summer camp, and one time this kid was running toward some metal bleachers, tripped over his own little retard feet, and cracked his forehead on the side of the bleachers, resulting in an inch-wide gash and plenty of blood. Granted, it was probably pretty painful, and he probably has a badass scar years later, but he was freaking out like an autistic kid during a school fire drill, and we had to shoot him with 3 horse tranquilizers just to calm him down. OK, I made that last part up, but this kid was FREAKING out.

I'm not quite sure if that story has much to do with this video, but what the fuck is wrong with this little girl? She's standing there freaking out like that guy in Austin Powers who's about to get run over by the steam roller, but has like 2 full minutes to move and still gets run over. And how big of a cunt is the mother? Jesus mom, relax.

VERDICT:
children: our future? or the biggest fucking retards on earth?