Thursday, November 5, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!

RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER IS A FEMALE

Edinburgh University professors Gerald Lincoln and David Baird say Rudolph cannot be a male because female reindeer still have antlers at Christmas. Males shed theirs before mid-December.

Prof Lincoln said: "Rudolph classically is this red-nosed reindeer who is around at Christmas. We picture him in the snow with his antlers, but if you know anything about nature you discover that things are not quite so straightforward.


Male reindeer actually cast their antlers before Christmas, so they don't have any antlers at Christmastime.


...So you can't picture Rudolph as a big red-nosed macho male because he has cast his antlers already and can't arrive on your doorstep with his antlers on, looking handsome."

Looking handsome? Give me a fucking break professor. Shit like this is why Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize before doing jackshit. Because instead of curing cancer or saving the environment or inventing X-Ray vision or something, scientists like Gerald Lincoln and David Baird are researching the gender of imaginary fucking animals that fly around the whole world in under 24 hours. The. World. Is. Retarded.

VERDICT:
any bets that the professors are still virgins?

2 comments:

Colin November 5, 2009 at 11:21 PM  

Gotta say - you hit the nail on the head with the Obama point. People were outraged that DUDE won the peace prize....what we should be outraged about is the scientists lack of fucking gusto. Obama has done jack shit and he's STILL the best option for the nobel prize? How about those scientists get off their asses and start getting me some fucking flying cars.

e March 22, 2010 at 4:10 AM  

no shit right were surrounded by tards an its gettin worse cause they keep fukin breeding. poor people makin more poor people noone has enough money to live but this scientist gets paid to think about fuckin rudolph. instead of giving rediculous sums of money to useless sacks like rihanna and little wayne, the money needs to be given to real scientists to invent cures for diseases... wait how much does it cost to save a life anyway?

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