Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Ah ha, hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus

Jiminy freaking Christmas!! Imagine getting on the bus for work in the morning, minding your own business reading The World is Retarded on your iPhone, when all of a sudden this shit goes down? Freaking terrifying, not to mention a HUGE upset in the women's division of Race Wars: Black vs. Chinese. Black lady was probably a 4:1 favorite at least, but Chinese lady came roaring at her like Buster Douglas against Mike Tyson. Bitch was NOT fucking around. If she had turned into one of those Chinese New Year's dragons and just ate the black lady in 1 bite, I wouldn't have been the least bit surprised.

Imagine if Rosa Parks pulled this shit? Obama would've been president 30 fucking years ago!!

i'm not going to call this retarded, because i am genuinely terrified of that Chinese lady hunting me down

P.S. I love how the lady who breaks up the fight pulls the immature card at 1:42. Like these 2 dainty ladies are going to suddenly shake it off and realize how immature they're acting.

P.P.S. Is there anything more chaotic than a bunch of Chinese people screaming at each other?


Anonymous,  October 13, 2009 at 9:58 PM  

First off, we need to get someone to translate that video ASAP. Her English is clearly limited (illustrated by her only words being "YOU STUPID" and "FUCK YOU") but she is going on a hardcore rant in some Asian language. If you don't believe that she's saying some raunchy shit, then look at the guys face on the left side of the screen at 2:20. Horror. Pure horror.

Also, can we get Gus Johnson to commentate on this? So much potential. Thank god for iphones!

P.S. - I think that "you stupid" and "fuck you" are really the only words neccesarry to live in the united states. for more evidence of this, continue reading this blog.

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