That wasn't brushetta...

'PUT YOUR DEAD BABY IN THE FRIDGE': WHAT NURSE TOLD MOTHER WHO SUFFERED MISCARRIAGE

Well this headline doesn't leave much to the imagination. But some girl, who I guess is kind of hot, had a miscarriage in the middle of the night. So she calls her local hospital, and a nurse tells her to put her miscarriage in the fridge to keep it cold until the girl's appointment 2 days later. For the record, Wikipedia defines "miscarriage" as a spontaneous shmashmortion. Ugh.

So what does this chick do? Well, lets ask her.

I put it in a Tupperware box and sealed it up and wrapped it in a plastic bag because I could see the arms and legs and some of the head and put it in the fridge towards the back. It was horrible. Every time I went to the fridge I had to look at it.

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Who is more retarded here? The nurse who told her to save the aborted shmashmortion in the fridge? Or the dumbfuck who actually did it??? Trick question. They are both fucking retards.

VERDICT:
classic example of retarded math. 1 retard + 1 retard = a miscarriage in the back of the fridge