Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Scientific proof that the world IS going retarded

BABY CHIMPS GIVEN HUMAN LOVE ACE IQ TESTS

If you had a child within the past year, chances are this baby monkey is smarter than your baby.

"Orphaned infant chimpanzees that received attentive, nurturing care from human surrogate mothers were found to be more intellectually advanced than the average human baby when both groups were compared at the age of nine months, according to a new study published in the latest issue of Developmental Psychobiology."

Human babies are stupider than chimp babies? We are FUCKED.

Now watch this video, and tell me that you're not absolutely horrified. Fast forward to 2 minutes to see chimps carrying sticks as weapons, rape a female chimp, and then eat one of their enemy's children. Good god.

Who wants to do the Drive-Thru Safari at 6 Flags this summer?

VERDICT:
this story is retarded, but not as retarded as your dumbfuck baby who is dumber than a monkey.

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