Ariel was hotter

MERMAID DREAM COMES TRUE THANK TO WETA

Some chick in New Zealand, Nadya Vessey, lost her legs as a young girl, and decided the only logical next step was to become a mermaid. She had a special effects company make her a wetsuit that resembled a mermaid tail, and tested it out in a pool and a harbor. Wow.

The designer of the mermaid get-up said, "What became apparent was that she actually physically wanted to look like a mermaid."

What also became apparent is that when the girl lost her legs, she also lost her fucking mind.

VERDICT:
ariel the REAL mermaid is one of top 3 hottest cartoons of all time, right behind tess trueheart from dick tracy and jasmine from aladdin. nadya has some stiff competition

(She may have crabs and stink like fish, but with that body who cares? Giggity.)