He called his poop, shit

MISTRIAL AFTER DEFENDANT SMEARS FECES ON LAWYER

This story is pretty standard.....

Man shits in plastic bag.

Man brings plastic bag to court.

Man dips his hand in bag of shit, and wipes the shit on his lawyer's face and hair.

Man throws shit at jury.

Man gets mistrial and $1 million bail.

The end.

VERDICT:
must've been a shitty lawyer....get it? throwing your own poop around a court room is about as retarded as it gets.