Parade of the day

WORLD'S LARGEST BIKINI PARADE ON LAS VEGAS STRIP

What a genius marketing campaign. In case gambling, legal prostitution, and drinking 24 hours a day weren't enough to entice you to visit Las Vegas, now there's a parade of 300 hot chicks walking around in bikinis.

This was done to mark the 50th anniversary of the construction of the neon "Welcome to Las Vegas" sign that greets the city's visitors. Whatever.

VERDICT:
not sure i see the connection between a neon sign and 300 chicks in bikinis, but i really don't need to see a connection as long as i see 300 chicks in bikinis. in the words of those weird cartoon-guys from the guinness commercials, "brilliant!"

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Christmas in April

The other day I posted this link to the anti-boner. Well, this video is the anti anti-boner. Its a trailer for Jessica Biel's new movie Powder Blue, where she plays a stripper. Yep, you read that right. Jessica Biel learning how to strip and dance around in fuckme pants. Between this and porn star Sasha Grey in a legit movie, I like the direction Hollywood is headed.



VERDICT:
i think i speak for everyone when i say gi-gg-ity

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Marko effing Jaric??

VICTORIA'S SECRET SUPERMODEL ADRIANA LIMA MARRIES MARKO JARIC

Brazilian smokeshow and Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima apparently eloped with her NBA-scrub boyfriend Marko Jaric. According to this article, Lima "tied the knot with her NBA star beau Marko Jaric on Valentine's Day."

First of all, if Marko Jaric is an NBA star, I am a goddamn astronaut. This season he is averaging exactly 1.9 more points per game than me, which isn't very many considering I don't even play in the fucking NBA. And not only does Jaric completely suck, he looks like the retarded muppet from Crank Yankers. If his eyes were any closer together he would be a cyclops.

The article also talks about how Lima is a well-known virgin, and was named the "World's Most Voluptuous Virgin" by GQ. No argument there.

VERDICT:
marko fucking jaric? this is retarded. yes, i'm jealous as fuck

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