Dwight Howard can not only dunk from half court like the monsters in Space Jam, but he takes shits just like you and me. His shit is probably bigger than my leg, but its good to know he's just a regular guy, dropping heat before games. Skip to 20 seconds if you're really lazy.
MISTRIAL AFTER DEFENDANT SMEARS FECES ON LAWYER
This story is pretty standard.....
Man shits in plastic bag.
Man brings plastic bag to court.
Man dips his hand in bag of shit, and wipes the shit on his lawyer's face and hair.
Man throws shit at jury.
Man gets mistrial and $1 million bail.
The end.
VERDICT:
must've been a shitty lawyer....get it? throwing your own poop around a court room is about as retarded as it gets.
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