Ah ha, hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus

Jiminy freaking Christmas!! Imagine getting on the bus for work in the morning, minding your own business reading The World is Retarded on your iPhone, when all of a sudden this shit goes down? Freaking terrifying, not to mention a HUGE upset in the women's division of Race Wars: Black vs. Chinese. Black lady was probably a 4:1 favorite at least, but Chinese lady came roaring at her like Buster Douglas against Mike Tyson. Bitch was NOT fucking around. If she had turned into one of those Chinese New Year's dragons and just ate the black lady in 1 bite, I wouldn't have been the least bit surprised.

Imagine if Rosa Parks pulled this shit? Obama would've been president 30 fucking years ago!!

VERDICT:
i'm not going to call this retarded, because i am genuinely terrified of that Chinese lady hunting me down

P.S. I love how the lady who breaks up the fight pulls the immature card at 1:42. Like these 2 dainty ladies are going to suddenly shake it off and realize how immature they're acting.

P.P.S. Is there anything more chaotic than a bunch of Chinese people screaming at each other?

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Brick rhymes with dick, and thats the best I could come up with

BUSES EQUIPPED WITH BRICKS

A Chinese bus company is equipping its vehicles with bricks for passengers to use to break windows in an emergency.

The bricks, painted yellow with "emergency use" written on both sides, are stored under the driver's seat and under a rear seat.

"It's easy for passengers to spot them, and use them to break the window if something happened," said a spokesman for the Harbin Public Transport Company.

The company had stopped providing passengers with safety hammers to break windows as they were always being stolen.

"We don't think anybody will be interested in stealing bricks," the spokesman added.

First of all, shouldn't these Chinese people just be able to karate chop the windows out if need be? OK OK, just kidding.

In all seriousness though, that spokesman clearly doesn't understand Rule 1 of petty theft. Just because it doesn't make sense to steal, doesn't mean nobody will steal it. How else do you explain why I have 1 of these plus about 15 exit signs from college in my room? Because I was drunk and knew I probably wouldn't get caught. But also because I am a fucking badass and I do what I want, that's why.

VERDICT:
too bad rosa parks didn't have a brick at her disposal when those guys made her give up her seat. nothing says leave me alone, i've had a long day like a quick brick-smash to the face

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