Runnin' train on himself, on a train

SEX ACT AT WHEEL OF VIRGIN TRAIN

A train conductor was caught making his weiner sing while behind the controls of a train traveling over 125 mph. A colleague walked in on him mid-jerk while looking at porn. (Cue scene from Grandma's Boy: "I can't stop cumming!")

I guess this is the kind of think you've got to expect from a train line named after virgins. Good thing it wasn't the Gangbang Railroad Company. That could've been messy.

VERDICT:
have you ever driven a train 125 mph while rubbing one out? don't knock it till you rock it