The boy who cried wolf, and the girl who cried rape

WOMAN WHO CRIED RAPE AFTER DATE WITH MAN SHE MET IN INTERNET CHATROOM IS JAILED FOR A YEAR
First of all, is this the worst fucking news headline of all time? Leave something to the imagination, Daily Mail. Nobody is going to buy the cow if you can get the milk for free, I always say.

Anyway, Natalie Jefferson met Gary Wood online, and after meeting up for a drink 1 night, she suddenly left their date, claiming one of her kids had been taken to the hospital. When Gary called her later to check up on her, she told him she was raped by a stranger, which he didn't know was bullshit. What Gary also didn't know was that Ms. Jefferson had already called the police, claiming Gary Wood had been the one who raped her, which was even more bullshit.

Personally, I don't think Gary Wood had any business dating this bitch. Imagine going on a first date with someone, and not only do you find out that the chick has several kids, but then she tells you she was raped later that night? That is WAY too much baggage to deal with for just a first date. And maybe that makes me a bad person, but you can go enjoy going to Rape Anonymous meetings with someone you barely know. I'll be at home getting stoned and playing Guitar Hero. Winner, me.

VERDICT:
i'm sorry natalie jefferson, but you are a grade-A retarded cunt. someone needs to remind her of the boy who cried wolf. next time she actually does get raped, nobody is going to believe her. she dug her own grave

P.S. The picture of Megan Fox has NOTHING to do with this story. But go ahead and google "rape" and tell me which pictures you'd rather look at. You're welcome.