"Seriously though, lock your car in the future"

BURGLAR LEAVES NOTE

Matt Neary figured Fargo, North Dakota was a safe enough place to keep his car unlocked. Apparently he has never seen the movie Fargo, or else he would know that there is some fucked up shit that can happen even in the middle of bumblefuck North Dakota. Unfortunately for him, that fucked up shit was somebody breaking into his car and jacking his wallet, money, credit cards, and CD collection, but being kind enough to leave behind this note.


VERDICT:
was the fucking emoticon really necessary? talk about insult to injury