Damn dirty apes

MIAMI METROZOO PERFORMS EYE SURGERY ON GORILLA
Am I crazy or does that picture look fucking absurd? Since when do we perform eye surgeries on animals?

MIAMI -- A 42-year-old gorilla with severe cataracts received eye surgery at the Miami MetroZoo Friday. Doctors in Miami removed the cataracts from Josephine the gorilla's eyes and implanted new lenses.

The surgery is common among humans, but it is rarely done on gorillas because the animals rarely live past 50.

Oh, OK. So cataract surgery is rarely done on gorillas because they don't live past 50. Makes sense. But what about the fact that THEY ARE FUCKING GORILLAS????

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