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EX-NJ REP PLEADS NOT-GUILTY IN CHILD PORN CASE

I have to admit, I have no idea what a state assemblyman is or does, but Neil Cohen used to be one of them. He was a big pioneer for anti-child porn laws, but is now facing trial for child porn and official misconduct charges. Cohen went so far as to create a phone hotline for people to call to report kiddie porn and other internet crimes.

Yikes. Talk about a fool-proof plan backfiring. Passing all those laws, this guy probably thought he was invincible, and the last one anyone would suspect of getting off to the young'n's. But alas, he's caught.

A judge ruled that while awaiting trial, Cohen is not allowed to "loiter or linger around schools and playgrounds or have unsupervised contact with children under 16." Is there anything creepier than not legally being allowed to be near a school or playground?

VERDICT:
assemblyman retard is busted! next time try to remember to clear your internet browser's history when you're done like the rest of us