Ninja kangaroo

MAN BEATS UP 'KANGAROO JACKIE CHAN' IN HOUSE

A kangaroo crashed through the front windows of some family's house, and got its ass kicked by the father. The kangaroo started jumping all over shit and fucking shit up. So the guy put the fucker in a headlock, dragged it down the hallway, and tossed it out the front door. The wife said, "At first, he thought it was a lunatic ninja."

Holy shit what??? A lunatic ninja!?? This guys is BADASS for kicking a kangaroo's ass, let alone one that was confused for a lunatic ninja. Those things do not look like they are fucking around.

VERDICT:
either the kangaroo was retarded, or that guy is the man