What the fuck is Dwyane Wade doing?

The 2003 NBA Draft was a big one. LeBron, Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh were all drafted within the first few picks, and today are superduperstars and Olympic heroes. However, recently Dwyane Wade is beginning to lose his fucking mind, as evidenced by his choice of apparel during the recent All-Star Weekend.

Now, I'm not claiming to be a fashion expert by any means, but seriously Dwyane, what the fuck man? I made a big choice a few years ago to buy your jersey instead of LeBron's, and you are really making me regret that decision.

Seriously dude, did you get those glasses at a Bar Mitzvah? And why the hell are you wearing a fucking bow tie? And what the fuck is with the eye patch thing?

VERDICT:
please dwyane. you are nasty, and you've already won a championship, so i totally understand if you just do whatever you want and don't care what people think, but for the love of god, you look like a fucking idiot