Retard of the day

'I LIED ABOUT TATTOO BLUNDER BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS FURIOUS': TEENAGE GIRL WITH 56 STARS ON HER FACE FINALLY COMES CLEAN

Kimberly Vlamnick got a bunch of stars tattooed on her face last week. 56 stars to be exact. When she realized how fucking horrible she looked, she claimed she fell asleep while getting the tat and had no idea she would wake up with that many stars drawn on her face. How the hell anyone could fall asleep while getting tattoos on their face is completely beyond me, but this is the bullshit Kimberly tried telling everyone.

But now she has admitted that she is a dirty, dirty liar, and a fucking horrendous liar at that. "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious."

Ummmm no shit Kimberly. You think your dad would've been happy that your face looked like the cover of Goodnight Moon? You're lucky he didn't beat the stars right off of you. Is that one on your ear? Really???

VERDICT:
the 56 tattoos was retarded enough. but to try to say you fell asleep while getting your face tattooed is completely fucked. to top it off, this is a picture of the guy who did the tattoos. classic