"I didn't think they'd use puppies"

NIGERIAN SCAM DISGUISED AS A PUPPY SALE

I was going to call this dumb bitch a dumb bitch for falling for an online Nigerian scam. She paid $850 for 2 Yorkshire terrier puppies from Nigeria, but - surprise, surprise - they never came.

But in her defense, this story involved kind-hearted missionaries plus puppies, 2 things that, when combined, overshadow the fact that you have to send money to someone you don't know in a place like Nigeria. I mean, the name of the country is practically the n-word. I wouldn't trust that shit, but who would think to question the motives of a missionary? And then if you throw puppies into the equation, you just become blinded by their cuteness, and all bets are off after that.

VERDICT:
fucking adorable